Deadly Blog

A couple recently got married and both are still virgins. So on their first night, they decided to have sex but the wife don’t want to have a baby that fast n asked the husband to go n buy condom. So the desperate husband rushed out to buy some without realising he only have 20 cents in the pocket… he search and search for a shop n finally found one that sell condoms separately… meanwhile in the room, a bangla thief entered the couple’s room… the wife thought is the husband and pull him to bed and they start having sex… the bangla was so happy when he left the room even though he din steal a single thing… the husband was given 3 condoms to choose from, black, purple, and green… the husband chose black and bought it for 20 cents and rush to the hotel… when he enter the room, the light was off, he put it on and starts to screw his wife… his wife was so happy the husband is so energetic without knowing at first it was actually the bangla thief screwing her… after 9 months, they gave birth to a black baby… after a few years the son come back and asked the father… "daddy, why my friends laugh at me and say u n mummy are white but i am black?"… and then the father replied: "Son, you’re lucky i bought a black condom that night, if it was the purple one you would be purple today"…

I live in Genting Highlands since i was born n realy love that place till now. I realy love playing com games which realy take away most of my time. I want to change this habbit but damn the games r too good to be true. Anyway I realy dun have a very good reputation since i was little. I use to beat my fren n play jokes on people which i think it was fun last time. Now after i think bout it, dam it hurts. I put those tumb tacks on my frenz chair n make them sit on it. OUCH..!!

Now i am changing for the better but seems like all my frenz who knew me during my primary school realy dun trust me n realy hate me. Making new frenz wouldnt be a problem for me but I still like to have a good bond with my old old old frenz. The "zhi mui ship" n the "jagung team" realy make some differents to my life. My relationship with my frenz r closer now.

All my frenz will say that i am a PLAYBOY (besides my zhi mui n the jagun team). Dunno why the hell also. I only had 2 official GF that i consider very little for a guy this age in the 21st century. No doubt i have some "ni suang, wo suang" GF but that is only if the gurl want it n that was just for a matter of time.

OK, now talk bout my family members. I have a bro which i consider him as my true fren. I trust nobody but my bro. Not even my zhi mui to be honest. Nobody knows how close we r. No doubts we do argue sometimes but our relationship is still super good. I love my bro very much.

Bout my mum n dad, i would prefer if i just dun write anything bout them. I have a BAD relationship with my folks n realy hate to live in this house with them. Arguements r often heard in a 20m duration from my house. Haizzz…. Argue untill i sien.

Enuff bout family members, talk bout my hobbies. I love playing my on9 game (RAGNAROK) n playing my favourite sport (BASKETBALL). I am realy a hell of a sports man in school. That realy make me known by teachers n frenz. I will post my pic n a pic of all my medals with my olahragawan trouphy.

I will think wat else i can write. Till then have a plesant viewing.