Deadly Blog

Well, i am here in front of my computer thinking bout wth should i do… ended up remembering my blog that was left quite some time.

Neways… i had a drink with my ex yesterday nite… seems that both of us have the similar problems with our loved ones.. haha. I was glad that she was there for me to listen to my stupid problems. Haha… It was my fault to actualy say that her (Vivienne) ass was big.. well no offence… but i love her ass alot neways… lol… i took it as a joke, but… i think she tought that i called her fat.. so yeah…. gg now… block my msn… dun reply my message… god… help me.. it so happens that at the same day, my ex was facing difficulties with her partner as well.. haha… so we ended up in Asia Cafe… i was quite tipcy after a couple of drinks… haha… thx Chinny for being there for me… i hope i was much of a help as u are to me…

It sucks to hurt the one you love… damn it.. y the fuck did i open my mouth to even say that.. haizz…. insomia coming… i cant sleep!!!!

Hmm… for all thats worth, i moved to my new place in casa subang (finally) where i can have a home. At last… i can have the freedom to have my own room n wat i want to do with it…. kekes…

Well, back to the topic, i really want to chase this girl whom i lost contact with while studying for her SPMs about a year back during the days, lately about 2 months ago, she starts turning up again. She has changed quite alot. From an Emo~queen to be much more like an ordinary girl. I had the tought of asking her to prom the 1st time…. but wasn’t daring enuff as i wasnt close with her neway…

After our 1 year of silence from each other, i wanted so much to get to know her better n be her fren instead of a hi~bye fren… so everything went well n we did get closer…. the fucking problem here is that she never had a BF n has really really high expectations on how her future BF is gonna be… well.. i dun think that guy will actualy show up in her life neway, but watever it is…. i want to be that guy… haha..

So i started digging some valueable informations about her from previous guys whom tried to kao her… well it did help me alot… at the same time urging me to GO FOR HER even more! Neway… we started playing together, msn’ing, sms’ing n bla bla bla… It did felt great… lol… i dunno y….

Now the problems came when, she likes guys to hang on to her as long as posible, well i dun blame her as she needs to see if the guy has sincerity or not. Then she gave me tips about, when if she gets out of hands in her temper, she love to endulge herself with a magnum almond ice-cream n an ice milo. If thats the case, can i assume that she wants me to get ready for future arguements and stuff OR just wants me to buy her her favourite food…. then she told me that guys who does this gets more "points". In that way is kinda hinting me to do it rite?

The first time i fetched her back, she asked me, y i like her? i was like wtf… but i just answered, i liked her because she is not like others girls whom dress up to impress…. she is just soo sooo soooo soooo simple….. lol… i like it that way, as she tought me not to be someone that u’re not… u think she dun have the money for branded? please… she is loaded… just that she finds it no point… then the most unforgetable thing from her is her SMILE!… it is soooo sweeettt… haha..

She knew that i liked her from frenz reactions n personally my own actions, sooo.. i did fetch her back from college a few times. There was 1 fren who actualy calls me her driver… WTF? But neway, i really want to know where she stay n get to know her with some precious 1 on 1 time… keke… Hmm… well guys out there… if u fetch ur GF back everyday, will that matter? then in another ocation when an other someone u want to wooo, would you fetch her back everyday? Do bare in mind, allowance n time is on the line… n it has to go on for quite long be4 u can prove to her that u have sincerity… hmmm…. i dunno wat to do man… Money wont be the issue, but is it worth it?

i like her alot, n as time goes by, more feelings start to come in… but if she likes me then i am the luckiest guy in the world… but if she just needs a fren to be there, a transport back home, or just a person to use… then i am fucked!~ should i just ask for her confirmation as in take it or leave it… or continue wat i am doing? lol…

Besides my soul been hunted by my future thinkings… one things for sure… I DID IT! Just as anyone of u guys reading this happens to hear it on monday 5th Nov… I made a call to FLY.fm to arrange a date with Joey. I really do think that i love her… No doubt she said ‘yes’ on air… i really hope she means it… I am nothing but a guy that can only offer her my loyalty n nothing more at this point… will she accept me?? haizz…Well.. a date is a date… y should i think so much rite..

But i really do love her… should i say that i love her? She knows i like her but i dun think she knows i am loving her… lol… I meant wat Jules n Prem quoted for me… "She would bring a meaning to my life". What should i do man… I hate loving her…

I am in genting n all i can assume that my frenz back in FTZ will be having a boring day as our good fren BinTankPetirH aka Ronald will be going back to Indonesia… He was a good companion in game and in person… i only knew him for 3 months and he has be a fren to me… so pls take care back in Indonesia bro…

Well… besides that.. i really dunno wat to do now man… toughts been trown all over my brain. My mum asked me a question this morning… What do you think of ur life in 10 years time?… I answered that i will be a successfull man with a family that i can love… but from the rate that i am going… i really dunno wat i will turn up to be…

Well, after 1 month of holidays…. back in college i will be in on the 26th. Sien untill….. Anyway… my holidays in Genting was ok as most of the gang was up. During the holiday things happen really fast… So fast a happy good fren of mine was shattered for love. Well… that has nothing to do with my blog so i better dun talk bout it. Hmm… as the holidays draws to an end… me n myself feel kinda bad caus i havent settled things with my mum…. well.. it was kinda funny as she was mad at me caus i forgot to ta pau cili padi for her… lol…. she was mad till refused to attend the reunion dinner for CNY. Well… say wat u guys wanna say, i am not apologizing to her neway.

Well, screw that. I was back in my house in batang kali for a few days on CNY. I was kinda happy as i meet up with all my frenz there. All the folks back in my high school days. Miss them lotz lotzzz…. I am really happy as this holiday i did most of my things. Wat i mean is i met all the people i have to meet. No doubt that i didnt really spend time with my frenz in college, i really hope they understand as i really have tons of other frenz to attend to.

OK … going to the sad part… i failed my EXAM!!!! Not all the subjects lah… i fail ACCOUNTS… WTF in HELL!!! damn angry n sad bout it…. i really put efford into that stupid subject. Neway… screw that. Hmm… my holidays really save me alot of money… it is a good thing not to be back in subang. Subang means poor time for me. LOL… neway… that is all i wanna write ba…. u read this far so y not just enjoy it. kekeke…

Well, suddenly got the mood to write…keke…

I am now in metropolitan college subang jaya and life in college really does suck for me as i never taught that college sucked this much… Learning all the things that i dun want to learn n being in such different company, in a good way tough…

I knew Mike when i am here together with Joe. Well… the drug eddicted joe is gone now to another college. Well… i am kinda glad as i dun want myself to kena anything to do with that guy… zzz…

Neway… i started going to clubs as i never did be4, well, i didnt get drunk so far when we went SODA n CUBA. I can say both this place just suck the same. I never recogmend anyone to go any of these 2 clubs. Boring as hell… SODA no chicks at all…. CUBA is no crowd n closes at 1am. How lame is that? lol…. No doubt i have to say that CUBA has some really hot chicks, but kinda too expensive for me to buy. Keke… What i am trying to say is gurls are not to be bought.

Actualy we ( me n mike ) weren’t close with Shawny boy but i think our friendship bond did grew when we went CC together. Well, it is always UF,Sting n Cow back in FTZ.Asia.Net… sometimes there is our pro sifu that is Dranzer. Now came the [dmd] team which i dun get wat the hell does that mean but really made me somehow convinced that i have to be better. LOL… i know it is lame but so wat? i live with it neway. By the way my nick is [dmd] - st!ng - cool huh…

OKOK… back to college life, well since my father has a mistress, i dun think i have such a nice college youth life. Money always have been our arguement and i cant really participate in my frenz gatherings or their plans. I can tell u guys reading this, it does sucks when u think that everything has to do with money… all those bitches u talk to that say "money is not the issue …. bla bla bla" BULL SHIT! Never they take a look u if atthey know u have no money. Keke… Well, that is y i say, i dun buy girls. See if they think they are whores i would just consider… no offence really. This is fact n the truth. Want respect? Respect urself slutz.. Bottoms up to that.

OK… now in metro i am in group that consist of Mike,JoVie,Shawn,SuAnn,Me,ChunWai,Nelson n SuYee. No doubt i am not 1 of the close members but i i do love them lots.

Neway… i dun think want to write more as the mood fade of. For anyone that is going college soon or already in college, just dun think that it is all good like in the movies. Does sucks quite alot. Cheer to u all… chao..

Damn… it is febuary now and things that accur years before comes into mind… God know how i hate febuaries…

Back in this month where i can see everyone has a girl by their side to cherish n pamper during the valentine season.. Sad to say i realy never had a date or a couple to share the valentine with me as a love one… Hmm…. maybe whoever reads this might thing that this is just an old story or something… well… this is my blog… i write wat i want lah.. who dun want read get lost… keke…

well… eventough i do have alot of negative taughts about valentines day, i still do hope that 1 day, i have the one to share the valentine with me which i am going to make it really special n romantic. Well… cheers to ‘the’ gurl and have a real happy VALENTINE’S DAY to all my frenz in frenzter or in real life aite? Chao….

P/s : guys share with me some of ur experiances aite? Erm… can give me some tips mah… keke…

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don’t try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. ("Honey, I’m home. What the….?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I! know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is’nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! You didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh i’m so scared(sarcastically). Look i dont care about yr uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I don’t know which one is yr sis! Why in gods name u think i do!?
Look i got work t! o do and if i’m feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying.

"Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyway. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. "how bout that!?

Toot….Toot….Toot……………

A couple recently got married and both are still virgins. So on their first night, they decided to have sex but the wife don’t want to have a baby that fast n asked the husband to go n buy condom. So the desperate husband rushed out to buy some without realising he only have 20 cents in the pocket… he search and search for a shop n finally found one that sell condoms separately… meanwhile in the room, a bangla thief entered the couple’s room… the wife thought is the husband and pull him to bed and they start having sex… the bangla was so happy when he left the room even though he din steal a single thing… the husband was given 3 condoms to choose from, black, purple, and green… the husband chose black and bought it for 20 cents and rush to the hotel… when he enter the room, the light was off, he put it on and starts to screw his wife… his wife was so happy the husband is so energetic without knowing at first it was actually the bangla thief screwing her… after 9 months, they gave birth to a black baby… after a few years the son come back and asked the father… "daddy, why my friends laugh at me and say u n mummy are white but i am black?"… and then the father replied: "Son, you’re lucky i bought a black condom that night, if it was the purple one you would be purple today"…